i dont trust people who are attracted to me…like why? write me a 10 page paper with a legitimate thesis and valid points backing up your claim or you fake.
Yep. Sometimes I feel this way.
Haaaaaa.
i dont trust people who are attracted to me…like why? write me a 10 page paper with a legitimate thesis and valid points backing up your claim or you fake.
Yep. Sometimes I feel this way.
Haaaaaa.
pickup line: hey girl do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe
me: Okay, so like a Dementor’s Kiss, but it takes away your awareness and identity and leaves you an empty, hypnotized body??
me: *scurries away*
*puts my man’s nuts in my mouth while giving head* ball is life
Friend: *tells me an accomplishment they consider small*
Me: *starts crying* you are so great you deserve the good things in your life I’m so proud