(created by the-precious-kitten, modified by me)
Ask away, folx!
1. What’s your darkest kink?
2. How many people have you had sex with?
3. What the most times you’ve ever orgasmed in one night?
4. What’s your favorite sex position?
5. Describe the best sex you’ve ever had.
6. Have you ever had a one night stand?
7. Describe your most desired fantasy.
8. Describe your darkest fantasy.
9. What’s your sexiest feature?
10. Have you ever been to a strip club?
11. Where’s the best place to have sex?
12. Where’s the craziest place you’ve had sex?
13. Where would you like to have sex, but haven’t yet?
14. If you could have sex with one celebrity, who would it be?
15. What sounds do you make during sex?
16. Are you loud during sex?
17. Describe the outfit you feel sexiest in.
18. What’s your favorite punishment?
19. What’s your favorite position for spanking?
20. Do you like to have/leave marks?
21. What’s your favorite thing to clamp nipples with?
22. How long have you denied/or been denied an orgasm?
23. Have you ever had sex in a “dungeon”?
24. Are you into bondage?
25. What is your favorite thing to do for aftercare?
26. What’s your favorite thing to tie up or be tied up with?
27. Are you a Dom or a Sub? Would you ever consider being a switch?
28. Do you prefer gags or blindfolds?
29. Have you ever had a threesome?
30. How often do you masturbate?
31. What’s your favorite thing to masturbate to?
32. What’s your favorite kind of porn?
33. What’s your favorite porn website?
34. Who’s your favorite porn star?
35. Would you ever consider doing porn?
36. At what age did you start masturbating?
37. Have you ever been caught masturbating?
38. Have you ever masturbated to a ridiculous video or story then thought “what the fuck did I just do?“
39. Phone sex or Camming?
40. Do you believe in aphrodisiacs?
41. What’s you biggest turn on?
42. What’s your strangest turn on?
43. What’s your favorite sex toy?
44. Do you prefer your sexual partner to be older than you, or younger?
45. Have you ever broken up with someone because the sex was bad?
46. Have you ever posted nudes on tumblr?
47. What’s your favorite sex blog?
48. What’s your favorite pet name?
49. Do you preference for a type of sex (e.g. anal, oral, etc)?
50. Do you have a preference for pubic hair styling?
51. What song would you most like to have sex to?
52. Have you ever had shower sex?
53. At what time of day are you the horniest?
54. What is your bra size?
55. Describe your favorite pair of panties/underwear.
56. Do you ever go out commando?
57. Can you get off from external genital stimulation alone?
58. Can you get off from penetration alone?
59. Do you have a preferred method of pregnancy prevention?
60. What’s the strangest thing that’s ever been inside of you?
61. Do you spit or swallow?
62. What does your ideal power exchange dynamic look like?
63. Favorite stuffed animal (can be current or from when you were younger)
64. What is your penis size?
65. Are you circumcised?
66. Do you prefer having sex without a condom?
67. See question 49.
68. What does your aftercare look like (can be with your scene partner(s) or solo depending on what you’ve negotiated)?
Do it do it do it do it
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TMI: #16?
Standard16. Favorite quote: I don’t have one, to be quite honest, though there’s plenty I’ve read and enjoyed. It would likely be Audre Lorde, if we’re going by whose words have impacted me the most.
Quotes are more of a passing fancy for me–great when they resonate, but I have a short memory. At one point, I had memorized a passage from the children’s book The Killer’s Tears, and there’s plenty of odd bits of Shakespeare rattling around in there. Ultimately, for me, it’s more about the experience of coming across the words than the words themselves. (Though I do wish I had some shored up for myself, as folks do.)
What’s yours?
36, 39,45 :-)
Standard36. Favorite food: Listen, in some ways this is really hard because I like a lot of different types of food. (After a bad day, moules frites with a close friend is like visiting heaven.) But in other ways it’s incredibly easy because cheeseburgers. Cheeseburgers cheeseburgers cheeseburgers.
39. Do you have a crush: lol @ “a”. I’m dating someone right now who’s pretty fucking fantastic. I have a number of inappropriate, unfulfillable desires for older men at work. I see gorgeous queer people all the time, and it gets in the way of my ability to live a wholesome and satisfied life. Is that what a crush is?
45. Wearing any bracelets: I’ve been really into rocks these days. I wear one bracelet each of onyx, moonstone, and green aventurine, which feels like just the right balance for me right now.
“nasaenpai” is officially the worst pun EVER. A+, well done.
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Sleepover Saturday! I’d like song recs, please, always looking to broaden my musical horizons.
StandardIt’s really hard to narrow these things down, especially since I’ve been in discovery mode lately. Here are some things I’ve been jamming to of late, though.
Go Ups
- New York – Angel Haze
- Breakbeast – Babeo Baggins
- I Put A Spell On You – Screamin’ Jay Hawkins (Note: I like having reasons to scream. This song is a great reason.)
- Got It – Marian Hill
Come Downs
- Fool of Me – Meshell Ndegeocello
- Come Over – Estelle
- So Much Things To Say (Live) – Lauryn Hill
- Mirror – Little Dragon
I’ve also recovered a lot of the R&B music from HS dances recently, but I’ll spare you.
Fuck Mary Kill – Ronald McDonald, Colonel Sanders, the Hamburglar.
StandardFuck: the Hamburgler. (Who is apparently a grown man who lies to his wife now?)
Marry: Ronald McDonald. It’s a loveless union. He is clearly a sociopath, and I am his token-esque trophy wife. It is a very “separate bedrooms” sort of situation. I use his billions of McD-related dollars to fund social causes that he hates in an attempt to wound capitalism, racism, etc. and support an improved American political landscape.
Kill: Colonel Sanders. BYE.
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