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ellaenchanting:

onlyseventhoughts:

deeperforme:

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It might have been unecessarily creepy when I leaned over and whispered to my companion, โ€œthis is pretty much what me and my friends like to do when we get together.โ€

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Did I post about how my wife was carefully watching me during this scene to judge how turned on I was getting? Fortunately, I was not getting particularly turned on. Thus, my marriage was saved.

(Little does she know: Iโ€™ve been wanting to hypnotize someone with a teacup ever since.)

HYPNOKINK IS SO FUCKING WHITE I CANโ€™T.