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unionofrichard:

killahkahn:

alltherizz:

trypanophobia:

itscalledbeinghuman:

i-sheabutter-afro-princess:

Yeah you’re fine af but do you believe in gender roles ?

Yeah I’d love to go out but what are your opinions on institutionalized racism?

Yeah, you can have my number, but what are your views on gay conversion therapy?

I mean you’re a cutie but I’m more concerned with your stance on the unconstitutional incarceration & negligent placement of youth…

Sure,you got a nice body, but what do you think of the of current day segregation and it’s effects on public educational funding from the government?

You may be amazingly attractive but are you aware of the material basis for oppression and the necessity/inevitability of Capitalism’s downfall?

The signs in love…

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Aries: denies, denies, denies; may Facebook stalk; gets frustrated and punches wall

Taurus: goo-goo eyes all the way across the room; will do anything for lover

Gemini: one day loves you the next day won’t text back

Cancer: do you need anything? They got your back. Sick? They’ll make you soup. Cold? Here’s 20 blankets

Leo: showers you in affection aka buys you whatever you want

Virgo: secretive AF about their feelings for you, analyzes everything you do to determine whether or not a move should be made

Libra: flirts with you way more than usual, sends nudes, seduces the fuck outta you

Scorpio: honest as hell. You wanna know how they feel? Get ready to talk about it for an hour or two

Sagittarius: wants to take you on adventures. Won’t really tell you how they feel, but will want to be around you all the time

Capricorn: calculates every move they make towards you

Aquarius: they will trap you in their own little world, you wouldn’t want to love anyone else

Pisces: sits in room and thinks about you for hours. Maybe paints something that reminds them of you, or listens to songs that remind them of you.

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kathetia:

thepegosaurus:

The Trouble With Centaurs:  So you know how colts can run almost right away after they’re born, but babies can’t even hold their own heads up for a long time? Yeaaaaah….

i laughed so hard that i snorted and scared my pup

what’s on the signs’ minds 99% of the time

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Aries: ‘im going to fucking fight that’ (can apply to a person, an ideology or an inanimate object)
Taurus: something rude, most likely; or complaining about their love life
Gemini: has like 16000 different trains of thought going on in there jfc guys
Cancer: getting sentimental or low-key judging somebody, depending
Leo: something really fucking gay or really fucking salty
Virgo: ‘i look flawless’; also tends to think about sex way more often than the name implies
Libra: a funny story they’re about to recount or ‘this’ll make an excellent selfie opportunity’
Scorpio: contemplating some Deep Shit like a brooding hipster nerd
Sagittarius: either nerding out very articulately or (that one gibberish iggy azalea rap verse) there isn’t any middle ground there
Capricorn: comes up with cool one-liners a beat too late; says a meme instead
Aquarius: same as gemini except they absolutely need someone to run over with all 16000 trains of thought
Pisces: ‘i need a drink’; ‘why is this happening to me’ and variations thereof