Me: *Flirts with someone*
Them: *Flirts back*
Me: Oh shit, I never thought I would get this far. What am I supposed to do now?
about me
Shy to slutty real quick
StandardI am both of them simultaneously.
This is so me, it’s not even funny.
Pros and Cons of being my friend
StandardCons
- I’m an asshole
Pros
- I’m your asshole