about me
who else is blossoming into a beautiful young woman with no chill
me giving relationship advice: dump him lol
Proud mother
This is how I would feel about my baby Hitachi, if it were possible for me to own a Hitachi at all and still go to work, pay bills, be a person.
Accurate account of undressing me.
nice friend person: hey, how’ve you been?
me: capitalism is crushing me. i am barely surviving. i am full of toxic resentment. i want revenge.
*feels weak and insecure* *listens to Nicki Minaj* *becomes whole again*
Bookworms always find a way around their self-imposed book buying ban.
“If I buy it on my Nook, I’m not "really” buying it.“
“But I have a coupon so it totally doesn’t count.”
"It’s been on my wishlist FOREVER and it’s on sale. It’s a sign”
“It’s the next book in the series so it doesn’t count as part of the ban.”
“Just taking a look in the bookstore.”