That one friend that’s an alien, but is tryna keep it on the DL
Im the friend
HOW DID THEY FIND OUT
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about me
But I don’t want small talk. Text me, and without saying hello, tell me why you got so angry at your sister this morning. Tell me why you have a scar shaped like Europe on the left side of your neck. Send me paragraphs about the time you spent at your grandmother’s house that one summer. Call me when I’m half asleep and tell me why you believe in God. Tell me about the first time you saw your dad cry. Go on for hours about things that may not seem important because I promise that I’ll be hanging on to every word you say. Tell me everything. I don’t want someone who just talks about the weather.
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Luc Besson demanded that most of the action shots in the film take place in broad daylight, as he was reportedly tired of the dark spaceship corridors and dimly lit planets common in science fiction films, and wanted a brighter “cheerfully crazy” look as opposed to a gloomy realistic one. Jean Paul Gaultier designed every one of the 900 costumes worn by extras in the film’s Fhloston Paradise scenes, and checked each costume every morning. His designs, described as “intellectually transgressive”, were said to challenge sexuality and gender norms. A single jacket he designed for the film cost $5,000. [x]The Fifth Element (1997) dir. Luc Besson
costume design by Jean Paul Gaultier
production design by Dan Weil
This movie is my heart and soul. I need the flight attendants’ outfit and all of Ruby Rod’s wardrobe please & thank you.
How the signs flirt
StandardAries: watches from a distance and kind of just groans angstily
Taurus: is super shy about it but is also really fucking adorable at the same time
Gemini: HEY FUCKER! YOU’VE GOT ONE HELL OF A PERSONALITY! LET’S GET DINNER SOMETIME
Cancer: compliments them, then backs off, then compliments them again, then backs off, then compli…
Leo: flirting? HA! Leos are too shy to flirt.
Virgo: makes a lot of fucking innuendos
Libra: you know, you look a lot like this fictional character that I really like-
Scorpio: you’re hot. I’m hot. let’s go cool off together. 😉
Sagittarius: dO YOU WANT TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP IN WHICH BOTH OF US CONSENSUALLY KISS AND CUDDLE AND MAYBE HAVE THE SEXIES fuck too forward
Capricorn: is actually a really good flirter. jesus christ how to they do it
Aquarius: they don’t need to flirt. everyone else flirts with them
Pisces: gets all flustered and blushy
