about me
Me taking nudes.
cute date idea: let me sleep in your bed for hours on end because I’m tired of being a person
I hate small talk. I wanna talk about death, aliens, sex, what life means and why we are here.
Me (via fxckingsinner)
A marvelous time
StandardWitches don’t want your first born. They want your pet. Just to play with once in a while in a park, in the moonlight.
You will be invited, of course, but you are the “plus one” on the invitation, as it is addressed to your pet.
Cool nerd dad vibe
Standard*slams fists on table* BRING ME DONUTS
Me, when I’m procrastinating. And in all things tbh.