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ohokaybueno:

honey-andrevolution:

sexpot-titzgerald:

sprinklesobourbon:

thegestianpoet:

seansoo:

but why do we have to get married and have children

why can’t we just get a group of friends and live happily ever after in an apartment and share the profits

i’d be much happier that way

this is the most millennial thing ive ever read 

Nothing wrong with this, you can have roof parties and grill food.
Better yet just save up together and buy a small house split the bills and mortgage.

– the nuclear family as an economic unit has really only existed for a few hundred years, across part but not all of the world

– the nuclear family unit is the easiest to exploit under capitalism, because parents have to work externally to provide for their children. They work to pay for child care for their children while they work. They work to earn money to feed their kids and to give them nice things to make up for all the time they spend away, at work.

– a huge amount of labour is necessary every day to keep a family fed, their house clean, etc. some families are wealthy enough to outsource this by hiring staff, most are not.

– capitalism is a pointless middleman in this. we should just live cooperatively.

– share houses and intentional communities are awesome

– people of different life stages function well together because they have complimentary needs and abilities

– kids are less of a stress and burden in a home with lots of different adults to provide support and love, as well as sharing household tasks.

– destroy capitalism through cooperativism.

^^^

This is legitimately a goal of mine.

Same. And it has been for over a decade.

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virginwhoreofbabylon:

Sometimes, I see some guy out and about and I think about how I would love to sneak into his house when he’s not home and masturbate in every room and on every surface and then leave my panties under his pillow and never tell anyone

I haven’t yet reached this level of creepitude, but sometimes I want to lick someone I’m seeing literally all over their body?? I wanna just explore them everywhere with my tongue???

It’s awkward.

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diaemyung:

My way to be wild af

So I’ve observed that Steven Universe has gotten lots of people into collecting crystals

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saarebaa:

t elasticitymudflap:

kawaiimarshmello:

fir-trees-unite:

That’s cool, I have a collection myself. I’m absolutely drowning in rose quartz.

However, please don’t be careless. In particular, please don’t be careless with malachite and lapis lazuli. Both stones are soluble in water, and water with dissolved malachite or lapis lazuli in it is VERY VERY VERY TOXIC. Keep all malachite and lapis lazuli specimens away from pets and small children, and only get polished specimens if you can help it.

This has been a psa.

And DONT bathe with them either

I’ve read in some crystal healing books sometimes to get more connected with your stones to drink a glass of water with your stone at the bottom DO NOT DO THIS WITH THE ABOVE MENTIONED STONES

more pretty but dangerous rocks & minerals:

galena: galena is really pretty and has a great crystal structure but it’s also mostly lead. Do not mess around with lead. it’s mostly safe to handle and such unless you’re pulverizing it somehow, but still, be safe

cinnabar: cinnabar has a really nice red color and crystal stuff says it’s healing & prolongs life but it’s also like 85% mercury so YOU KNOW BE CAREFUL WITH IT

chalcanthite: chalcanthite is this great electric blue and is pretty enough that it’s grown synthetically. it’s also basically copper which means if you ingest it in any way, like with the drinking thing, you’ll have a fun case of copper overdose. dont do it. this is the same reason you should be careful with malachite & azurite

stibnite: pretty silvery cylinders that are also extremely poisonous. handling them is dangerous and putting them in your mouth at all is a straight up bad idea. don’t buy this

realgar: it’s arsenic. I hope i dont have to say more

chrysotile, crocidolite, the works: these are asbestos. they look cool on their own bc they look all fibrous and stringy, but they are asbestos. Dont

so yea just do a quick google of a stone b4 you buy it, and especially b4 you put it in your mouth or anything (i guess maybe most ppl wouldn’t put rocks in their mouths but geologists love to do it)

I wanted to be a geologist for a while when I was a child, and this post makes me regret changing course.

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readingdidyoumeanbreathing:

realistically there is no chance i will have time to read, i’ma still bring a book though.

THIS IS SO ME.

Except…

I’ll bring two so I have options.

…Or three. You never know what I’ll be feeling like. During all that reading time I won’t actually have.

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This is one of my favorite things to do. It occurs spontaneously, preferably. Also, I struggle to just *sit* on a be-dicked lap. Possibly because I enjoy feeling boners through pants so, so much??

Additionally, I like being sexy in ways that are extremely frustrating. That can’t be recreated in an orgasmically satisfying way. That is a truth about me. You can take that to the bank and cash it.