about me
I like trains. I like their rhythm, and I like the freedom of being suspended between two places, all anxieties of purpose taken care of: for this moment I know where I am going.
napping together is my kind of date
Me: *mentions favorite tv show*
Friend: “I’ve never seen that befo-“
Me:
This is ladybae.
It isssssssssssss.
that spinebuster to leg drop was clean
This is the most wild and extra shit I’ve ever seen. So naturally……#goals.
If this ain’t me, tho.
My glo up is moving slow
StandardHOW MUCH DOES UR SIGN GIVE A FUCK
Standardpretends not to give a fuck but are actually cringing deep down inside about that awkward thing they did years ago: taurus, virgo
has no chill whatsoever and does not give a fuck: gemini, leo, libra, aquarius, aries
nicely gives a fuck out of consideration so they don’t hurt ur feelings: cancer, pisces
just wants 2 fuck: scorpio, sagittarius, capricorn
I’m socially conditioned to be awful at this, but I’m slowly breaking down the barriers. Thank god I have good role models around me to show me how it’s done.
So this is where I’m at.
Me: *has meltdown over a papercut*
Me: *likes being slapped during sex*