I’m just tryna love you, support ya goals and push you towards ya dreams and fuck you like the world is about to end.
Okay , okay.
Yes please
I know I’ve been on this fucking site for too long because I starting reading this like an insult immediately after the word “dreams” with a shitpost tone flip like “And Fuck You! Like the world is going to end??!”
16. Favorite quote: I don’t have one, to be quite honest, though there’s plenty I’ve read and enjoyed. It would likely be Audre Lorde, if we’re going by whose words have impacted me the most.
Quotes are more of a passing fancy for me–great when they resonate, but I have a short memory. At one point, I had memorized a passage from the children’s book The Killer’s Tears, and there’s plenty of odd bits of Shakespeare rattling around in there. Ultimately, for me, it’s more about the experience of coming across the words than the words themselves. (Though I do wish I had some shored up for myself, as folks do.)
What’s yours?
36. Favorite food: Listen, in some ways this is really hard because I like a lot of different types of food. (After a bad day, moules frites with a close friend is like visiting heaven.) But in other ways it’s incredibly easy because cheeseburgers. Cheeseburgers cheeseburgers cheeseburgers.
39. Do you have a crush: lol @ “a”. I’m dating someone right now who’s pretty fucking fantastic. I have a number of inappropriate, unfulfillable desires for older men at work. I see gorgeous queer people all the time, and it gets in the way of my ability to live a wholesome and satisfied life. Is that what a crush is?
45. Wearing any bracelets: I’ve been really into rocks these days. I wear one bracelet each of onyx, moonstone, and green aventurine, which feels like just the right balance for me right now.
nothing more attractive than a man who teaches you things without making you feel like you’re dumb for not knowing it already
@the-warblin-moose tagged me so now you have to learn things about me. Deal with it.
Nickname: claxon, in kink circles
Gender: woman
Zodiac: sagittarius, but my taurus moon is at heavy odds (peep the fear astrology reblog from yesterday)
Height: 5’4"
Sexuality: pan af
Hogwarts house: I never made it past book 5, and I find the houses pretty limiting, but…………… probably a badass-leaning Hufflepuff tbh
Favorite animal: elephants, bears, and dogs
Average hours of sleep: preferably 7, but often less
Dogs or cats: dogs dogs dogs dogs
Follower count: nearly 500, and only 490 of them are porn bots (Do the math. Yes, you’re a porn bot. It’s just science.)
Dream trip: I have like 4 vacations on my mental list right now, so this is v well-stocked, but I’m gonna go with the cross-country train ride I wanna take. Possibly US, possibly UK, certainly trains. So many trains.
When I joined Tumblr: 2012 with this blarg, but I think I had a more appropriate one prior to this.
Why I joined: Exploring my sex stuff and intimacy thangs. Also content curation is waaay lower pressure than content creation.
With absolutely no pressure whatsoever, I’m tagginggggg @cherriwavves and @keyzwolfe and @nerdgirlextraordinaire and you, of course (yes, you!).
being attracted to girls is so difficult because its not like boys where you occasionally see one worth looking at. all girls are so pretty. i cant leave the house because i am constantly being attacked from all angles. every time i turn my head there is another angel blocking my path. im trapped, i cant escape but at the same time im not sure i want to….
me: i’m done posting personal shit online
me 5 minutes later: it all started when i was 4 years old and
2015 is the year im gonna get cute
2016 is the year im gonna get cute
2017 is the year im gonna get cute