aries expectation: always angry. wants to fight you. punches a wall
aries reality: their personality lights up the room, they can just be a little loud sometimes
taurus expectation: never leaves the house. eats food. emotionless
taurus reality: amazing friends, trustworthy little sweethearts- but comfort and security is very important to them
gemini expectation: two-faced hoe. never knows when to shut up. laughs at their own jokes
gemini reality: some of the most entertaining people out there, they can actually hold a conversation and make you laugh, although they can get carried away
cancer expectation: crybaby. innocent fluffball. emotional wreck
cancer reality: thinks about sex more than you would think, total babe, they can’t help that their emotions have a tendency to spill out
leo expectation: it’s all about me. me. me. aren’t i great? looks in mirror
leo reality: will always stick up for you, make better friends than people assume – they just crave approval from others in many things they do
virgo expectation: really smart. boring neat freak. always cleaning
virgo reality: also more sexual than you would think. it is true that they are perfectionists at heart, but that doesn’t always equate to organization and being detail-oriented
libra expectation: indecisive af. flirts with everyone. shallow bitch
libra reality: caring little beauties, more attached to their loved ones than you would assume
scorpio expectation: sex. murder. the hot bad boy stereotype in movies
scorpio reality: lonely sarcastic assholes (who you love anyway) who’s mood changes a lot. intense in everything they do
sagittarius expectation: asshole. can’t commit. always partying
sagittarius reality: one of the best friends you can have if they are loyal to you, always know how to have a good time. they know what they want in life, but are more unsure of the relationships that apply
capricorn expectation: boring workaholic. doesn’t know how to have fun. who even cares
capricorn reality: loyal friends with surprisingly great senses of humor. they know that you must work in order to succeed
aquarius expectation: alien creature. self centered weirdo. smart af
aquarius reality: cute lil goofballs. their minds are like a library of everything that appeals to them. however, they can feel isolated when their quirkiness separates them from the rest
pisces expectation: gives way too many fucks. doormat. little baby bunny
pisces reality: chill as fuck. wants everyone around them to be happy and will do what they can to make it happen
