I sent an application in and got accepted
I got in through one of those recruitment drives they keep holding
I collected the box tops and turned them in. Just paid separate shipping and handling.
I forgot to uncheck a box when I was installing something.
i found a rainbow ticket inside a chocolate bar
A bird flew up and handed me a letter.
I was the one billionth customer.
Sorting hat.
went into a home depot on Pride weekend and it was a door prize
like, weird, but okay
I forgot to install an adblocker and got a pop up on a website that congratulated me on being LGBT
I successfully forwarded a chain e-mail to ten LGBTQIA+ friends in the allotted amount of time.
It was hidden in the extra fees on my phone plan.
Scratch off tickets
Kinda got stuck on my cable bill one month
It’s one of the benefits included in salary packaging
Honestly it just followed me home? It’s not like I fed it or anything it just showed up and never left.
Found it tucked into the back of a library book.
weird contaminants in the stream, that one campout.
It was in the sauce at the Bunnings sausage sizzle. Or maybe the onion.
I downloaded the app.
i deleted the (different) app. best mistake i ever made. 😀
I woke up one morning to find the queerfairy had visited.
A friend gave it to me as a “happy divorce” present.
Melissa Etheridge gave me a toaster.
God sent an angel and the glory of the Lord was upon me.
One of those really fancy Christmas crackers. All my sister got was a wine charm, hah.
Side effect of playing the piano. Oops.
Read the wrong manual then it was too late to turn back – it was already assembled.
I reblogged the post within 10 seconds.
↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A
I got a coupon in the mail
Aliens.
I cleared my cache.
Found it at the end of a rainbow.
Clicked “agree” without actually reading the fine print on the iTunes Terms and Conditions.
It was on sale and I figured why not?
Sometimes I get drunk or stoned and buy weird shit on Amazon prime.
Me? Oh, I love pussy.
