Me at the bar: can I have a rose water martini
Bartender:
Me: pomegranate sangria?
Bartender:
Me: Kyoto sour sake with muddled mint leaves?
Bartender:
Me: blood Orange margarita?
Bartender:
Me: aloe Vera mimosa?
Bartender:
Me: jack and coke?
Bartender: that’ll be 7 dollars.
