reasons why my grandpa is the best:
- he made my wife and i (i’m a woman) a giant banner for our one year anniversary
- when i was pregnant, the baby was kicking and when he touched my belly, the baby stopped and he called him a little shit
- he once called and left a voicemail asking how to spell styrofoam
- he flipped a table bc he saw someone hit a dog
- he beat skrim in 4 days
- he served in the korean war and when he came home, he learned korean so if he ever ran into a korean vet, he could “give them the same respect he’d give an american vet”
- my son has two moms and there was a “special guy in your life” day at his school for father’s day so my grandpa went and showed up in dress pants and a pressed shirt bc he “didn’t want to embarrass him”. also, there was a little boy who didn’t have anyone there and grandpa asked if he could be his “special guy” and the little boy beamed
- he knows all of the secrets to the zelda games
- he’s had 4 open heart surgeries and can still kick your ass
