im in starbucks……….sitting next to this high school couple……..and i think they’re breaking up……..i have my headphones on pretending to ignore them………but i hear it…………………………………..high school love………….
Ok so what i’ve figured out so far…….they’re not in a relationship, but the guy is acting like they’re in a commitment…………and she’s like whoah back up buddy…..and he’s like we have something we have something…..and she’s like dude you’re pressuring me, chill..……………..this guy is dumb af im gonna fight it
oh my fucking god, this fuckboy is trying guilt her into a relationship saying shit like “oh i liked you, i put myself out there for you, i talked to you on imessage til 5am for you!!! i tried to make a relationship happen!!!” lord give me strength im gonna jump this kid
OK OKOKOKOKOKKKK I LEANED OVER TO THEM AND I TOLD THE GIRL “LISTEN HON. LISTEN. YOU DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT. YOU DON’T OWE THIS KID SHIT. YOURE IN HIGHSCHOOL, YOU HAVE YOUR WHOLE LIFE AHEAD OF YOU. YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE STUCK WITH THIS GUY JUST BECAUSE YOU FEEL BAD FOR HIM. DO WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPP Y” AND THE GUY ACTUALLY GETS MAD AND HE’S LIKE “YO WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU” AND I SAID “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? I DONT EVEN KNOW THIS GIRL BUT I CAN TELL SHE DOESN’T WANT BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR NASTY ASS SELF. JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE NICE TO HER DOESNT MEAN SHE OWES YOU A FUCKING BLOWJOB” AND LMAO WHEN I SAID THAT I SAID IT SO LOUD EVERYONE IN THE STARBUCKS TURNED AROUND AND THE GIRL WAS LAUGHING AND I LOOKED THIS FUCKER STRAIGHT I THE EYE AND SAID “SHE DOES’T OWE YOU SHIT. GET OVER YOURSELF YOU PREBUSCENT LIL SHIT. YOU SOUND LIKE A GODDAMN RAPIST.” AND I STOOD UP AND LEFT MAINTAINING EYE CONTACT WITH HIM THE WHOLE TIME FUCK OUTTTTTTTTAAAA HERREEEE
You’re doing God’s work
