gold: calling the poster of the post directly by their url, asserting your dominance
bold: calling the poster of a post by their last name. if their last name is not provided then you will give them a new one.
mold: not even reblogging the post,asserting a psychic bond with the user and cussing them out right then and there while they dont even know whats happening
a quote from rita mae brown, lesbian novelist and activist
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in addition to my usual panoply of crawl-induced double-penetration and present-and-accounted-for bottom bitch ball-slurping (👼🏾), i’ve been resting comfortably in a slightly tidier fantasy.
i really enjoy being hypnotized to the point of losing speech (an easily achieved, lovely state) and then being forced to parrot my hypnotist in some way (a tragic hellscape). i’ve been imagining being quickly and inperceptibly put in that heady, silent place while socializing at some public funtion–a verbal trigger at a dinner or con mixer.
as other attendees chat with me, i suddenly become woefully boring, programmed to reply with only five strict responses. i am silently panicking with attempts to use my words and tone carefully, so as not to seem too strange… and all the while growing hornier and hornier, increasingly fractionated.
Me: baby wanna sexy role play
My bf: yes god., what are we role playing
Me: You’re living in a damp basement warehouse somewhere in Silicon Valley getting siphoned money from Russia to develop new intelligence technologies and I’m you’re ai you built in your image causing you a moral crisis about having developed a deep attachment to and lay awake in bed wondering if something inside you programmed me to love you because you are so lonely and misunderstood by other tech people because you like talking heads. I don’t have body or a voice yet. I’m a mass of code and binary. And you’re about to fuck me.
I love this. I could do this for hours. At first I’d want to see exactly how to best make you twitch, then how to make you twitch exactly when I wanted to, then talk to you and find out exactly what words make you twitch, all while chuckling, finding out more about you, enjoying pointing out how much you’re enjoying this, then maybe playing with seeing how long I can slowwwwly rub without you twitching, spanking you every time I get it wrong, though it’s oh so unfair, you poor thing.
