a healthy diet i have not
Month: May 2018
Here is a sporadic gentle reminder not to reopen doors for ex friends, ex lovers/love interests, ex anyone
People are no longer in your life for a reason
Learn your growth is only possible by moving forward
Messy girls are so incredibly woke and counterculture etc. every time I go into a girl’s room and she just has a bowl of cereal rotting in the corner I feel a deep sense of kinship
who will post the pic
really good pic but not the one i was thinking of
i wish mcu loki had the same characterization as doug judy
This shit slaps
oh my fuckin god
(Source: https://1ssahoe.tumblr.com/)
there are only two genders:
Standard
- Streetwise cop with 20 years on the force
- loose cannon rookie straight out of the academy who doesn’t play by the rules
if you disagree you need to turn in your badge
this is long-suffering and exasperated captain erasure
say it louder for the people who only have 48 hours to solve the case
under the covers like
ways to look more angelic:
- carry flowers everywhere
- pink or gold eye shadow
- wear long ankle dresses
- soft humming
- have a pink glowy blush
- wield a flaming sword
- Be covered in eyes
three pairs of wings
Wheel
announce your arrival by screaming “FEAR NOT” everywhere you go
does anyone want to dance, grind, and touch to the entirety of Dirty Computer with me????????
