i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier
Month: May 2018
its 6am why am i awake ://///
-tla
For clarification: when I talk about girls or say girls on my blog it abso-fuckin-lutely includes trans women. Ok? Kool, be gone thots.
same goes for when i talk about boys/men, absolutely includes trans boys/men
Goes without saying so I’mma say it clearly.
she, on the receiving end of my amazing mouf: good girl.
me, switchtastically: don’t call me that.
she: what should i call you then? besides <my name>?
me: why do you have to call me something else?
she: it’s pillow talk, baby.
me: call me *deep robo-voice* SPENCER.
she: Let’s play doctor, babe.
she: Put your feet in the stirrups.
she: My name is Dr. Fisto, gynecologist-at-large.