*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*
you mean, skin?
What an absolutely terrifying addition to my post. Thank you.
Month: March 2018
Best feeling ever is finally losing your attachment to somebody that isn’t good for you.
Standardmy ultimate life hack? i like, never wear makeup except for occasions where i want to feel overly hot/professional. this way, people who see me everyday won’t be shocked when i don’t wear makeup, they will instead be shocked at how much hotter i can become. how much potential i don’t unlock for no reason other than laziness
me: *thinks of getting gross pounded by a giant monster*
my friend: can u not for like 5 seconds i can sense that shit from here
i don’t have a type. if i like you, i like you.
yeah you’ve grown all your wisdom teeth but what about your strength teeth? your charisma teeth? your
Charisma teeth are the fangs
this is the single most terrifying reply to any of my posts i have ever received
reblog if ur kinda cold and pretty tired