Month: November 2017
Im a real boring bitch! A snoozer! A low key homebody!!! I love loneliness AND privately trying to deal with emotional trauma!!!
wholesome.
i’m
literally all three of them and all my friends don’t know how to handle itI love black girls
😂😂😂😂
(Source: http://kisscheekzhere.tumblr.com/)
benefits of living in a lighthouse
Standard
- no fake friends, just real friends (the only ones who’ll come out to your godforsaken lighthouse to hang)
- lots of stairs so u dont need a gym membership
- when u look out the window and sigh mournfully it’s Cinematic Depression not just regular depression
- minimum requirements: 1 large dog, 17 cable-knit sweaters, 1 mysterious but tragic past, 2 pair fingerless wool gloves
- increased likelihood of mermaid encounters
- effortless windswept look, complemented by soft lantern glow
- free salt scrub
The Green Ribbon
this made
my favorite children’s story so much better
why does anyone in Gotham even bother doing crime like you KNOW the second you leave the bank with the money you just stole Bruce Wayne is gonna be chilling on a bench on the other side of the street in his bat fursuit like “hey bitch u better not be breaking the law”
because batman never bothered attacking the roots of social problems
you know what… you’re right call him out!!