I have a huge crush on Mark Davis! *swoon* Also, her tits are my favorite. So perfect!
Tit slapping is a good punishment for women…
Mark Davis was my first-ever porn crush!
I saw this video where he told the girl not to cum until he got down to zero and started counting…it was the most erotically charged thing I had ever seen.
And I was like…that. That’s a thing I want in my life.
Month: April 2017
Some people like blindfolds. Personally, I think sluts like Ember should be labelled as well as blinded. It makes things easier for my filing of these videos.
(starring @yesemberposts, don’t remove her credit)
*doesnt talk to tumblr friends for 6 months*
*thinks about them and hopes they are okey dokie*
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you
I swear to God I am so tired of this meme. You guys need to leave Wonderwall alone, seriously by now you should’ve somehow realized what you gotta do
my friend asked if i was gonna stop laughing at wonderwall jokes.
i said maybe
“Most dangerous monster? Well, vampires are pretty easy–just carry pencils. Ghosts are mostly irritants, werewolves collapse at silver, and dragons keep to themselves… Naw, it’s one no one expects. It’s–”
Entitled white boys who were told no.
i hate that my first reaction to stress is always Time To Die™ like ok calm down edgelord