I installed a ‘Relationship Saving Station’ at Ikea to help keep couples from fighting.
Month: April 2017
When you first you stop fucking a slut’s pussy, she’ll beg you for it. But eventually she’ll learn that she’s only got two holes worth fucking.
Then, at some point, you stop putting it in her ass. It’s just gotten too loose. Good for your fist, maybe, but no fun to fuck. At this point, she’ll look up sometimes from sucking your cock and beg, pathetically, for you to put it back in her ass. But it’ll be half-hearted. She’ll know from the faint memory of getting fucked in her pussy that there’s not much hope.
When you finally take your cock away from her entirely, she’ll be despondent, of course, but she’ll be past begging. She’ll know it’s pointless by now. So she’ll just throw herself into her work. This is the best moment in the life-cycle of a humiliation pig. When you’ve almost taken it all away from her.
Because look at her eyes. Look at how she stares at him while he fucks her replacement. How she lovingly tongue-worships his balls. How she wiggles her useless ass. This is what she’s got now. Worshiping balls and asshole. And she’ll do anything to keep it.
i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life.
i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest
Date a girl who is very bad at hiding the fact she is a harpy. Her large and beautiful wings breaking through all her hoodies as she hopes you don’t notice. Date a girl who you know is a harpy, but holds you tight in her wings at night when she thinks you have fallen asleep that gives you a comforting feeling that nothing can hurt you
random young woman: draco, come here
small child: yes, mom
me: it has begun
of course im familiar with the seven deadly sins!! the munchies, super pissed , naps, thinking yr hot shit, thinking your friend is hot shit and being mad about it, capitalism, and big sexy