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meanexwife:

i think whatโ€™s wrong with me is that i donโ€™t live secluded in a hut in the woods. i donโ€™t bang enough rocks against enough things. i just havenโ€™t forged any swords

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themasterpupil:

taylorsimpsonbart:

thesnobbyartsyblog:

thesickestsinner:

ctron164:

blvckgeezus:

badnewzva757:

thesnobbyartsyblog:

lol

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

To summon him you got to chant โ€œitโ€™s murdaaaaaaaaaโ€

Will the slander ever stop?

This one of the few NY jokes I thought was funny

๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

This isnโ€™t slander, this is sacred

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bloodylittlelover:

This was daddy last night

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theyllneverblindme:

idk who u are or where i am. if you diss pride and prejudice im comin for ur ungrateful ass. we could be standing at the alter abt to sayย โ€˜i doโ€™ and if you sayย โ€˜ugh i hate pride and prejudiceโ€™ id fcking leave you. id walk out of my own wedding. i could be under anesthesia about to have major surgery and hear my doctor sayย โ€˜i never liked austen novelsโ€™ and id wake up just to request a different doctor. u could be the president of the united states and sayย โ€˜theyโ€™re just love storiesโ€™ and id deck you right there, right in front of secret service. im waiting and im ready to fight