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me: no but are you sure you love me, like really sure, i don’t want to pressure you
husband: we have been married for 23 years

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fuckrashida:

Michelle really wasn’t fucking around look wise her last year in the White House

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aaaliyaamj:

Characters I’ve been working on for my Visual Development Portfolio. 

A “hijabi” is a Muslim women that wears the headscarf. “Hijabee” is a play on the word because I like puns. Anyways, my girls here are just five roommates sharing a beehive as they try to get by in this terrible economy.🐝🌸

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alien: hello i come in peace
me: bro wtf an alien
alien: yeah totally
me: dude that is awesome how can i totally be of assistance
alien: take me to your lizards
me:
me: bro did u mean leader
alien: *hands me a satellite image of a t rex* nah bro take me to your lizards
me: bro…… you just…. im sorry bro….you just missed um man…….. u just barely missed them

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helcna:

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

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