Month: March 2016
Terry crews needs to live forever
Jesus
at this rate he’s gonna
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concept: an irl block feature
a restraining order?
i’m thinking more along the lines of: they literally cannot see me, hear me, or interact with me irl, and if they try to talk about me my name becomes fuzzy and distorted. they wonder if i ever existed 👀
here’s a concept: me, riding your ceiling fan like a gargoyle. you, smacking me with a broom. both of us are yelling
💪💪💪
the signs expectation vs reality
Standardaries expectation: always angry. wants to fight you. punches a wall
aries reality: their personality lights up the room, they can just be a little loud sometimes
taurus expectation: never leaves the house. eats food. emotionless
taurus reality: amazing friends, trustworthy little sweethearts- but comfort and security is very important to them
gemini expectation: two-faced hoe. never knows when to shut up. laughs at their own jokes
gemini reality: some of the most entertaining people out there, they can actually hold a conversation and make you laugh, although they can get carried away
cancer expectation: crybaby. innocent fluffball. emotional wreck
cancer reality: thinks about sex more than you would think, total babe, they can’t help that their emotions have a tendency to spill out
leo expectation: it’s all about me. me. me. aren’t i great? looks in mirror
leo reality: will always stick up for you, make better friends than people assume – they just crave approval from others in many things they do
virgo expectation: really smart. boring neat freak. always cleaning
virgo reality: also more sexual than you would think. it is true that they are perfectionists at heart, but that doesn’t always equate to organization and being detail-oriented
libra expectation: indecisive af. flirts with everyone. shallow bitch
libra reality: caring little beauties, more attached to their loved ones than you would assume
scorpio expectation: sex. murder. the hot bad boy stereotype in movies
scorpio reality: lonely sarcastic assholes (who you love anyway) who’s mood changes a lot. intense in everything they do
sagittarius expectation: asshole. can’t commit. always partying
sagittarius reality: one of the best friends you can have if they are loyal to you, always know how to have a good time. they know what they want in life, but are more unsure of the relationships that apply
capricorn expectation: boring workaholic. doesn’t know how to have fun. who even cares
capricorn reality: loyal friends with surprisingly great senses of humor. they know that you must work in order to succeed
aquarius expectation: alien creature. self centered weirdo. smart af
aquarius reality: cute lil goofballs. their minds are like a library of everything that appeals to them. however, they can feel isolated when their quirkiness separates them from the rest
pisces expectation: gives way too many fucks. doormat. little baby bunny
pisces reality: chill as fuck. wants everyone around them to be happy and will do what they can to make it happen
Willy Wonka sent out his chocolate bars worldwide, and 5 white kids (4 with first-world problems) still won.
To be fair, his goal was apparently to send a stern warning about the evils of entitlement by murdering them in ironic ways.
Also, the rich, spoiled, first world white kids aren’t presented in the story as having gotten the tickets by chance, the story is very clear that they and their families used their privilege and power to game the system – taking what was initially presented as a random selection and cheating by leveraging their disproportionate resources – wasting mountains of chocolate in pursuit of gold…
Willy Wonka and the Discourse Factoty