fave garnet moments, in no particular order:
- “oh! steven! theres one more thing i have to mention!” “what is it?” “i love you. bye.”
- that giggle at the beginning of the answer
- “hello, this is mom universe”
- literally all of jail break
- all of the answer, too, while im at it
- “we look awesome”
- you know what? all of chille tid too
“i see so many things that can hurt you. i should never have let one of them be me”
- when steven asks if she brought him anything and she hands him a rock
- “im percy and pierre”
- “my power means nothing to an infant”
“tiny hands! my only weakness.”
the time she jumped out a van because she didn;t like greg’s music
it makes me feel…important
Let’s no forget these gems
- “All comedy is derived from fear”
- (In ’Tiger Millionaire’ when Steven says “Can’t we just wrestle?”) “No” *everyone gasps* “Because we are the… Notorious O-order of… Wrestling… Haters"
“Only I can swim through lava”
“The hard part was getting the shark to pose"
- “No dinner for 1,000 years"
- (In ‘Future Vision’ when Steven says “Well, danger is my middle name”)
“That’s a lie. Your middle name is cutie pie"- “Howdy! Bang”
- “We can’t keep fighting these things forever. Well, we can, but I don’t want to”
- (In ‘Jail Break’ after Steven says “Well, did I make a good impression?”) “Oh, Steven, we already loved you”
- “Garnet, master of comedy”
And also: (x)
Month: February 2016
Wait, what? You are a guy? o.O Your posts are all so.. girlish..
StandardJanuary: HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH!
February: HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH!
March: HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH!
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December: HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH!
Me: *Plays old song in front of older black people*
Them: OUUUUUUU! Whatchu know ’bout this?
Me: I…
Them: You ain’t know nothin ’bout this!! *Starts doing the 2 Step*
#confirmed: rick o’connell will rock back and forth in a hug for comfort #her character development from 1 to 2 is my fave but what they did with rick is some nice work #taking
the character from 1 who’s the guy who says ‘i dunno i was about to be
hanged [kissing you] seemed like a good idea at the time’ #it would seem like the easy and hollywood way to make him all wise-cracking about his married life #like ‘oh-ho the little woman’s at it again – amirite fellas?’ eye-rolling sorts of unease with his domestic situation #or chafing at not being a free agent adventurer or something #or worse- try to create some sort of narrative from conflict between them that needs to be ‘resolved’ #but instead they’re like WHAT IF HE’S RIDE-OR-DIE DEVOTED TO EVIE EVERY MINUTE #WHAT IF THE ONLY EYE ROLLING HE DOES IS WANTING TO HAVE FIVE GD MINUTES ALONE AND QUIET WITH HIS WIFE #WHAT IF HE’S CASUALLY DECLARING HIS ‘IF ANYTHING EVER HAPPENED TO YOU’ COMMITMENT WITH EASE #WHAT IF RICK/EVIE MAINTAIN THE PUSH-PULL FRIENDLY ANTAGONISM OF MOVIE 1 BUT MAKE IT A GOOD THING #‘OH ALRIGHT WE’LL DO IT YOUR WAY’ ‘HONEY YOU’RE NOT A SUBTLE MAN’ #LIKE IT WAS PART OF THEIR ONGOING AND SUPPORTIVE DYNAMIC #AND THEY BOTH TAKE JUST ABOUT EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO MUTUALLY JUMP INTO EACH OTHERS ARMS #AND MAKE OUT JUST FOR FUNSIES #AFTER 10 YEARS AND A KID #well done chaps – good development (and one of my fave examples of the Battle Couple trope) #say it with me now: relationship development =/= ‘now add conflict’ #relationship development can also mean a myriad of other situations – like dealing with an external conflict TOGETHER
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You do what you want when you popp’n
I cant wait for my hair to get like this
I can’t wait for my shit to grow back 😩
Do y’all see that twist out tho?
goals
that was therapeutic
That twist out is perfect tho like can we just talk about it for a min
@layzepapi bro this is goal
His hair omfg
how come mine doesn’t move like this? :/
Perfection.
Seriously 👌🏾
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This reminds me a lot of The Secret Knots.
oh man, this gave me chills!