How the Signs will surprise you

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Aries: They’ll always be willing to defend those weaker than them, even when all of the odds are stacked against them or the situation is terrifying – They actually are dreamers – Can’t tell a lie: either they’re no good at it or are unwilling to ever do it – When in a crisis, they can cool a situation like no one else – Brave but not when it comes to physical pain (probably hasn’t gone to the dentist in years and will whine if you try to make them).

Taurus: Despite their calm and peaceful nature, once angry their rage is unlike anything else and you probably won’t see it coming – Even though they’re typically stoic and calm they can still brood and pout like nobody else – Though they’re down to earth they can be very materialistic – Steady and stoic Taurus can feel very shy about their body.

Gemini: If you need help, Gemini will be the first by your side – Sometimes their advice will be so dead-on or out of character that it’ll blow you away – Their bubbly, playful, and sometimes irresponsible attitude may make it surprising when they start talking about quarks, RNA and DNA, or even Shakespeare – They may be the smartest person you’ve ever met and probably are – They’re awesome with kids and know how to talk to them.

Cancer: They can be silly, funny,the life of the party – They are actually pretty pessimistic – They’ll nearly bite your head off out of nowhere, even just asking a simple question, if they are feeling “crabby” – They are so expressive and good at communicating you’ll almost experience their feelings with them, even if you’re the most detached person alive – Friend, sibling, parent, no matter how they’re related to you they’ll hug you and kiss you, which may shock a friend or two – They can order around even the most stubborn people (Cancer is the Matriarch of the Zodiac for a reason).

Leo: They are remarkably generous to the point of self-sacrifice, they’ll give you a hundred bucks no questions asked – Despite their boldness and outgoing nature, deep down they often doubt themselves and feel insecure – They are remarkably romantic – They actually love to teach others in some way – Their optimism and faith are very beautiful – They can’t stand to feel weak and may hurt themselves by not going to the doctor when they need to.

Virgo: They can actually be a little vain – They are very good actors (and will use this to get out of going to that party you’re throwing) – They can become grumpy very suddenly, which doesn’t fit with their cool, calm, perfect exterior – They are very, very health conscious and will shock you with their knowledge of the human body, medicine, and/or psychology – They’ll help you, no questions asked, and expect nothing in return no matter how big the favor.

Libra: They can’t stand taking orders – They can actually be all over the place and very unbalanced, it takes time and maturity to become balanced – They can actually be pretty feisty and confrontational – They’re not always charming and flirtations, they can be indolent and completely unaware of others’ feelings – They don’t like to make decisions.

Scorpio: They are sexual but not sex-crazed maniacs – They can be intimidating with their piercing eyes, mysterious nature, and supernatural air but that doesn’t mean they’re dangerous, actually, they’re usually softies – You cannot insult a Scorpio, they are too sure to bother with you – They have steeled their face and show as little emotion as possible but feel very deeply – Scorpios are actually very heroic, they will risk their life and do so without regrets, no matter what – They are protective and gentle, especially of children and those in need.

Sagittarius: They are completely unaware of how their words hurt – They are dreamers and very creative – Though known for being strongly religious, they’ll grow skeptical as they age and mature – They will do anything, take any chance, when it comes to love – Despite how their words may hurt, they mean no harm, they would never intentionally hurt a friend.

Capricorn: They can party and laugh unlike anyone else – They have a good sense of humor, that is more than just sarcasm – They are loyal and will do anything for their friends – They are very soft, insecure, and sweet on the inside – They want to join in, they really do, but they’re afraid of how they’ll look – They greatly admire their friends – They want credit and success, but usually not the spotlight – They aren’t afraid of losing control or failure, they’re afraid of how you’ll look at them – They are unafraid of using others to reach success.

Aquarius: Intimacy may scare them – They are realists who still believe in magic – They can make a game out of shocking others – They’ll laugh at you for laughing at them, as Linda Goodman once wrote – They, like Scorpio, have an almost supernatural perception – They ask blunt and sometimes bizarre questions – They won’t even blink at the most bizarre of things.

Pisces: They can be emotional, but that doesn’t make them unable to handle the world around them or weak – They’ll smile through their tears – You can’t hurt them with an insult – Though they may seem to see the world through rose-colored glasses they are nowhere near naive – Despite their bright personality, despondency is always hanging over their shoulder.

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