I need to remember this.
Month: October 2015
Me Texting: sarcasm on point, hilarious, snarky, too good for you
Me Talking: stutters, forgets words, dissolves into awkward silence
Remember Martin Shkreli? He’s the dude that raised the cost of infection-fighting drug Daraprim from $13.50 per tablet to $750.
Well now, Imprimis Pharmaceuticals Inc. has announced they’ll sell a Daraprim competitor containing the same active ingredients for just $1 a pill.
Not only that, but they’re looking at “many more” cases of price jacking as potential competitors. Despite the low price, it’s actually smart business.
“lol nice. fuck that guy” – literally everyone
When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don’t get to decide that you didn’t.
Asking for someone’s name is weird… Basically: “What noise should I make to get your attention?”
Don’t fuck me up like this, fam. Not today.
Finally posting this cause it’s my greatest masterpiece
genius
Perfection.
Cardiiiiiii
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