Baby you’re out of this world
Month: October 2015
me today: you kids these days with all your cartoon lesbians… your bubbline and your korrasami and your garnet….. back in my day all we had was sailor moon and you had to pay for subbed episodes on vhs or else they were cousins
i’ve just dated men where i felt like i was on an audition. that i had to audition for a place in their heart. i had to show that i was perfect, and that i was perfect for them, and that i could be the perfect girlfriend. it was a lot of work. feeling like i had to tip toe and question which pieces of me to show or hide so that i didn’t come off the wrong way. didn’t want to be too strong or too weak. too smart or too dumb. too outgoing or too shy
it was exhausting. and now that i see where i am, i know that it’s unnecessary
because it’s either i like you and you like me and we fit, or there’s no need to waste each other’s time.
Thissssssssssss.
*screams into a bottle & releases it to sea*
what women said: i really need healthcare and planned parenthood is the only place i can get it
what republicans heard: i, a literal witch indentured to satan, am thankful that the Republicans are personally paying for this dead baby store so that i can continue conjuring welfare stamps out of thin air. everyone knows that spell won’t work without murdered infants. thank you, American taxpayer
when i say “dont touch me” or “i dont want to be touched right now” im not challenging you to continuously try to initiate physical contact until i give in. respect my boundaries.
FOR FUCKING REAL
