my fave is problematic: puppyshaming
his smile is so adorable i love him
Month: September 2015
Jeff Goldblum in the 1980 detective show ‘Tenspeed and Brown Shoe’
I look good here, too.
he: *cums before he means to (even though he’s already gotten me there several times because #me)*
he: I’m sorryyyy.
me: Oh, I don’t care. It’s hot when you can’t control yourself.
me: I like it when you’re overcome.
he:
me: Ba-dum cha.
he, hands raised in disgust: I’m marrying this woman.
I wonder if White People understand that half the reason why Black People find Blackface so offensive is that we’ve told y’all for literally over a century that’s it’s always racist, 100% of the time, with no exceptions, and y’all still do it.
yo yo yo it’s sleepover friday
Standardhit me up with
- truth or dare
- stories/embarrassing moments
- confessions
- pleas for advice
- crushes
- jokes
- random stuff about your day
- venting
- questions n shit
- idek man
it’s not even Friday but this is so cool
someone: hey! i haven’t heard from you in a while 🙂 what’s up? what’ve you been doing lately?
me, a dissociative nerd baby: *stares at hands* … what HAVE i been doing lately…..