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aroagentwashington:

you know this summer someone’s going to be like “it’s too hot” and some nerd will reply “hot damn”

don’t believe me just watch

My 3 year old says “It’s too hot” if food is mildly warm. My husband, no doubt, adds, “Hot Damn” under his breath. Every. single. time.

I do this to myself … every time. And believe me, I whine about it being too hot (hot damn) several times a day.

My husband hates both me and Bruno.

The next time you’re about to do it, just stop- wait a minute. Fill his cup, put some liquor in it.

And then he shouldn’t complain as much, right?

*rolls over and goes to sleep to avoid this hellscape we live in*

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