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gallifreyansub:

missfreudianslit:

that fish food “cum for daddy” post… omg….  I can’t stop thinking about non-typical pet players now

  • bird pet player who repeat things happening around them like “This orgy is great BGAAAWK Ow my ass, RAAWWKKK”
  • snake pet player bound in latex with a top hat on, wiggling across the floor to make it to the hitachi
  • hamster pet player in a giant hamster ball rolling around, trying to keep their buttplug in
  • a sucker fish (plecostomus) who just sucks on the side of the dick
  • a pet rock
Turtle play with lettuce.
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ohokaybueno:

There is so much kinky porn that I would like to reblog. But it almost alwaysssss involves skinny white girls. So 9/10 times it does not get reblogged because I refuse to let my blog become another media space where white girls are the focus.

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peanutbuttersquats:

hermioneofvulcan:

 shinykari:

madmaudlingoes:

bropakpro:

touch-my-cuboner:

zecretary:

zecretary:

the stereotype that women talk more than men is infinitely amusing to me because men are literally incapable of shutting the fuck up

i hope this post gets popular enough that i hurt a man’s feelings

It’s not a stereotype it’s a proven fact you femanazi piece of shit.

lmao there it is 

You wanna talk proven facts? This shit’s been done, son: researcher Dale Spencer in Australia used audio and video tape to independently evaluate who talked the most in mixed-gender university classroom discussions. Regardless of the gender ratio of the students, whether the instructor was deliberately trying to encourage female participation or not, men always talked more—whether the metric was minutes of talking or number of words spoken. 

Moreover, men literally have no clue how much they talk. When Spencer asked students to evaluate their perception of who talked more in a given discussion, women were pretty accurate; but men perceived the discussion as being “equal” when women talked only 15% of the time, and the discussion as being dominated by women if they talked only 30% of the time.

Spencer’s conclusion, if I may parahprase: you only think we talk too much because you’d rather we were silent.

Don’t fuck with me, asshole, I’m a scientist.

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“you only think we talk too much because you’d rather we were silent.”