Me: Ladybae, I am pure and chaste.
Ladybae: Mhm
Ladybae: Right
Ladybae: True
Me: Ladybae.
Me: I’m a virginal unicorn maiden.
Me: And don’t you forget it.
Ladybae: Switchette.
Ladybae, quoting a previous text I’d sent: “But they’d also just watched me pussy spank myself to orgasm under very generous lighting, so”
Ladybae: K.
Me: *is a down and dirty chimera of nastiness*