depressednmoderatelywelldressed:
a bloody North face jacket, bermuda shorts, and no shoes
Nah man, boat shoes. White people love wearing boat shoes while not on a boat
ambercrombie
quilted floral bag
uggs
Women: Uggs, yoga pants, hair in messy ponytail/bun, sunglasses, pink northface jacket while carrying iced venti caramel frap from Starfucks
Men: Boat shoes, skinny jeans or chino shorts or even chubbies, shitty cream colored polo or any collared shirt, beanie in 90 degree weather.
Children: leash
DAMNN BLACK TUMBLR TOOK OVER LMAO
Who’s gonna wear the lime green bermuda shorts and the salmon long sleeve button up with the doo doo brown $50 flip flops?
OMFG
That last one is the realest shit I’ve ever read. Seen that exact outfit SO many times.