thinkivykink:

domontheside:

Belts. I need more belts.

Hot damn.

browngirlblues:

hiddenlex:

bestnatesmithever:

karenfelloutofbedagain:

theunknown-abyss:

Louis CK on our culture on dating

I HAVE SO MUCH RESPECT FOR THIS MAN.

‘Ugh, I hope this one’s nice’

I may or may not have referenced this joke when making a point today. 

Relevant

submissivefeminist:

thephotographersdomain:

Never be afraid to defend & uphold women. Never. 

#YesAllWomen

I needed to see this right now, in all seriousness.

love-and-bdsm:

 

I love that you could take someone from fully-limbed to incapacitated by adding a single length of rope to this tie.

whyexactly:

Where were you just now, little lady?

-I had to pee.

That’s funny…

I don’t remember you asking

if you could use the bathroom…

pedalfar:

女高习作#1 by 阿远JOSHUA 日系展区_网易摄影

fatpeopleart:

This blog has been needing some fat mermen. Phew. What a relief!

houseofalexzander:

Lustrous.

A man in the grocery store line today approached me and said, “Sir, when I first saw you I was extremely attracted to you, but then I noticed that you are a boy. How… I mean, why do you dress so provocatively?”

I responded, “Well, in today’s world the majority of the straight male race view women as objects, or something that belongs to them. I dress provocatively because it attracts the attention of men in a sexual and OBJECTIVE way. However, when realized that I am actually male, they often become confused, disgusted, upset or all of the above. By inflicting this minor emotional damaged upon the ego of a man raised by twisted societal gender norms, maybe, just maybe the individual will think twice before viewing another woman with an objective attitude and sense of belonging. No woman, belongs to ANYONE. Male or female, the equality of human beings needs to be a priority. It is something worth dressing up for.”

I AM NOT KIDDING. The woman behind me, the female cashier, the old lady bagging groceries and the woman in front of me who was talking on the phone STOPPED, …. and proceeded to gasp and clap. The man shook my hand, told me to have a blessed day and then said, “excuse me ladies, I need to visit my daughter.”

…. I was shaking by the time I walked out of the store.

– Elliott Alexzander

ecumenicalseeker:

acquaintedwithrask:

ecumenicalseeker:

*fans self*

he’s like some sort of greek god

He’s the greek god of lumberjacks

Can’t not reblog.