i either don’t masturbate for 2 months or i fuck myself like 5 times everyday there’s no in between
same
*Takes nudes and has nobody to send them to*
Standard*someone threatens me with a knife*
Me: joke’s on you, now I’m horny
Pretty girl: hi
Me: hey
Inner me: please be gay please be gay please be gay please be gay please be gay please be gay please be gay please be gay please be gay please be gay please be gay please be gay please be gay please be gay please be gay please be gay please be gay please be gay please be gay please be gay
Someone: what u want for Xmas?
Me: *thinks of my 3 mile long list of sex toys*
Me: ya know…socks are always nice..