theruleset:

Without saying a thing, sit your sub on the floor. Get yourself in a comfortable position on a chair, and face them. Have them stick out their tongue, then firmly take it between your thumb and pointer finger. Don’t say anything, just sit there holding it for at least 5 actual minutes, 10 if you can handle it. You will be left with a drooling, sobbing, humiliated sub.

Damn.