Pleasant Surprise: I was out for lunch yesterday with one of my best friends from high school. I kind of assumed she was vanilla because I have this terrible habit of just doing that (better safe than sorry?). I forget what we were talking about, but suddenly she looks up from her food and goes, “do you know who Sasha Grey is?”
Needless to say, we bonded like crazy at that point about how upset we are that she retired. I love when my friendships just get a teensy bit deeper like that.
Boom. I’m done with finals and sophomore year. Hear me roar.
This is seriously hilarious. The tropes in porn it plays on and then dismisses with logic are just perfect. Especially when he says, “but don’t you go to Catholic school?"
Seriously. The porn industry makes every Catholic schoolgirl seem like a closet whore. (And, okay, okay, there are a bunch). But the way he dismisses the double entendres and the random come-ons are perfect.
Signs Ivy needs to lay off the porn: I recognize that shoot, and, by extension, recognize that the anonymous ass in this gif is actually Stoya’s.
In my defense! I have a bunch of photos from this shoot in my queue. Does that make it any better?
Lick her arse good and wet for me princess, because that’s the only lube she’s going to get.
Tomorrow it’s her turn to lick your arse for my use. She’ll remember how wet you made hers.
lick her ass princess make that cunt of hers grab my cock so fucking tight
100 followers? I’m feelin’ a little like Wonder Woman right now. Especially since I’ve fooled one hundred of you into listening to me rant/ramble/whine on a regular basis. Ha! Superpowers!
Preach, sister.
So, my girl Sasha has quit the porn industry. Which is sort of upsetting, because, y’know, I love her stuff. But it’s not like it’s going to magically disappear from the Internet. And, let’s face it, she’s got a massive body of work. I’ve probably only just scratched the surface of her stuff.
But I’m proud of her. She decided she wanted to move onto other things. Despite the pressures of the industry and the fact that she had a really big name for herself here, she’s able to see within herself that she has something else she wants to do and that it’s time to move on.
I met a pornographer once (really funny story, not because I was trying to get into porn) and learned basically this: Porn spits even its best out at some point. (Couldn’t resist the pun.) And, so, I’m really proud of her for burning out before she fades away. Not to say that she’s a burnout. I think she’ll be happy in whatever she does.
Of course, her porn career will continue to live on within the pages of this tumblr. But I wish her the sincerest best of luck.
When I was a pre-teen, I was a huge tomboy. Which is kind of hilarious now, as I own more skirts than pants and way too many sundresses, almost every shoe I wear has some sort of heel on it and I take pride in my hair and makeup. Not to say I get crazy high maintenance about it, but I’m certainly at the opposite end of the spectrum now.
Back in my tomboy days, I used to wear outfits similar like this (a band t-shirt and a jacket in a neutral color with a gender-neutral cut) when I went hiking with friends. So, I’m having a bit of a flashback right now. Courtesy of my girl Sasha, who never fails to evoke some sort of positive reaction out of me, even if it’s just nostalgia.
Heart,
You leave me the best things in my askbox. Besides this “thank you”, I’m speechless.
<3, Ivy
Sasha Grey, in elegant form.
Finally, I’ve found something new and exciting on my television to watch.