Confession: I am totally the biggest pillow princess ever.

I’ve heard multiple definitions of this phrase, so I’ll clarify. My working definition here is someone who vehemently doesn’t like being on top in bed. (I enjoy reciprocating oral sex – and honestly give it (and prefer to give it) more than I get it – so we’re not operating under that other definition.)

But like my pillow princess-ness is not even just to the degree that I only want to be on the bottom. Whenever Pup tries to fuck me against a wall or bent over my kitchen counters or over my bathroom sink I pout and fuss and try to wriggle away until he finally moves us over to the bed. I’m really just the absolute brattiest about it.

I guess it’s just that I really like being cozy and there’s minimal risks when it comes to fucking in a bed. I messed around on a floor once and got a rug burn on my face. That kind of shit just doesn’t happen in a bed.