“I can sort of see your bra through your shirt”
oh no
now everyone knows that I, 22 year old female, wear bra
Some girl literally took me aside once to inform me of this. I was all okay I’m glad everyone here is suddenly twelve.
oh my gosh
Happy Easter, bunnies.
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- Step 1 to My Daughter’s Epic Halloween Costume.
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- And my paw paw tapes up the eyes.
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- Step 3
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- Painting is done!
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- And the crown
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- And the Princess is Crowned!
My Daughter insisted on being “Princess Darth Vader” this year.
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER.
fuck yeeeah
That is THE BEST fucking costume
Mark my words, tumblr. Next year.
Faith – Audio
StandardRolledtrousers has made another audio.
Some of you have learned by now how I feel about this man’s audio posts.
And if you haven’t caught his first, go listen to this one. It’s super sexy.
The full audio here, hosted on SoundCloud.
An erotic short story written and read by My Trousers Rolled
Tumblr’s audio limit stops me uploading the full recording, as it’s over 10mb, and I can’t host both today, as I’m only allowed one a day. So here it all is, with the rest to follow tomorrow.
Stop. Stop. Stop stop stop.
StandardMAY THE 10TH. WHAT THE FUCK.
- It’s today.
- It’s the date on the television in the video I posted.
- It’s my most recent ex’s birthday. (We’re friends. I called him to wish him a happy. He’s well.)
- It’s one of my follower’s birthdays. (Happy Birthday, countingku.)
- It’s the anniversary, I just remembered, of the beginning of a really interesting chapter of my life.
I wonder what’s so big about May 10th for me.
Remember this girl? Well, I just figured out her name is India Reynolds. And she’s my girlpet and stuff. And she’s sort of the cutest thing ever. And I’m not sharing. Giggle.
…Nike
saw original smaller image @ its just natural