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Happy Birthday, Heart! Please allow me to be a pervert and imagine that this is what your celebration looks like. Lots of sweets, lots of frolicking, lots of pretty. (And…squirting?)

Thank you. Have a wonderful day.

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Tumblr is just an awesome place. I get silly with you all. I get personal with you guys. I enjoy the reciprocity I experience from a lot of you.

I love when you guys tell me about yourselves in my askbox. I love to know what kinds of people are reading me. And I love when you all go out of your way to tell me something sweet.

But the fact that Sansshame thought of me (and Heart and Sin, though he has actually met them) is so immensely flattering and sweet. Thank you so, so much. I’m beaming. 

sansshame:

Thursday night I ended up at a sex positive event with a good friend N who I hadn’t seen for a while. There were lots of familiar faces there; kids I’ve seen at various play parties or other events so it was more like a reunion of sorts.

One familiar face however stood out from the crowd for me and it was none other than Jiz Lee.

I had met her before through common friends and chatted with her at a few other events. N however didn’t know who she was. I gave her the 30 second pitch and brought up this gallery of Jiz and Stoya on my phone.

Of course, she wanted to meet her.

So we went up to her, said hi, and talked briefly. The theme of the event was Lesbian Werewolves so naturally N wanted to be bitten by her. Jiz did not disappoint! That girl knows what she is doing. She had N wet and moaning in no time. They attracted quite a crowd. N got weak in the knees and had to sit down, flushed.

I of course want to top tops, so despite Jiz being too butch for my taste I wanted to be the one biting her. Somehow I don’t think that would have gone very well with the uber queer crowd. 

Of course as you can see from the pictures above I didn’t forget my lovely tumblr ladies: Sin, Heart, and Ivy. I only wish they were there in person so I could watch them squirm and moan as they got bitten by Jiz Lee.

Running into someone you’ve masturbated to online is always an interesting experience. Time permitting I’ll tell you about the time I met, got to play with, and top Dylan Ryan

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Just was alerted that I got a new email. It was from a certain tumblrer who I admire very, very much. And who clearly knows me very, very well.

quickienewyork:

©2011 The Dirty Gentleman (#251)

Cool weather means more candle rights? 

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By George, Heart, it worked! 

I’m home safe and sound, tumblr. I basically slept through both of my flights, so I don’t really have anything vaguely entertaining to tell you except that now I can’t fall asleep since I spent most of my day that way. Oh boy.

But, thank you for all the support and love I got over these two months I’ve been gone. I got a little over 150 new followers during the time, which might just be an indication that absence makes the heart grow fonder (or that I should go away more often).

<3,

Ivy

herdirtylittleheart:

Dear Ivy,

If I post pictures of pirate style knife play will you come back?

With love,

-Heart

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Try as she may, she simply could not recreate the fun she had at Camp Climax. Oh, how she missed it so. He was kind enough to try to help her, but she was kind enough not to tell him that she knew exactly what was missing. 

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Heart,

The fact that Sasha is DJ-ing is basically the universe’s invitation to I don’t even know. And just look at that smile. I’m so in love.

<3, Ivy

lemuelkiong:

SASHA GREY

Not just the hottest porn star, but also the hottest DJ

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Oh, the prospect is tempting.

herdirtylittleheart:

Oh Ivy… please tell me this has you considering tattoo ideas…. at least just a little…

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Yesterday, I had a conversation with Heart about when she revealed her own little taboo experience and we got into how strangely freeing and comforting tumblr can be. The car story I’ve been writing about is probably only known by two other people than those involved and one part, specifically, no one has heard. I’ve been debating putting it up here. 

But, either way, I suppose what I’m getting at here is that the catharsis that this site offers is simply marvelous (provided no one I know finds this and figures out it’s me). 

erospainter:

“And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom.”
Anaïs Nin