me, in the year 2040, getting ready for a fancy dinner party, standing in front of my antique gold vanity mirror, wearing a saint laurent f/w 2039 evening gown and cartier diamond earrings, taking a sip of champagne: what did you learn at school today, honey? 🙂
my future child, laying on my king-sized bed with burgundy satin sheets: not much, in history we talked about the 2016 election. do you remember any of that?
me: drops my crystalline wineglass
dying
Sir and I are watching Closer and we’re like 20 min in and he just muttered under his breath, “they should just be poly.”
Never forget.
So montecervesa is visiting me.
Standard- Be jealous.
- He looked at a twenty dollar bill and called it Peter. Like Peter Jackson. Like Lord of the Rings.
- We are both clearly exhausted from our travels.
It was only a matter of time.
This is apparently going to be part of a series of pornstars reenacting memes on http://www.woodrocket.com/.
Someone needs to write some sort of anthropology dissertation on pornography as a cultural object.