Because I am lowkey the chattiest lay ever:

Pup, during a conversation about dirty talk and sex noises: I’ve always preferred just noise over talking, honestly. I dirty talk because I know you love it.

Me: Aw, really? I mean, we could totally try being quiet. That could be kind of hot.

Pup: Babydoll, no offense, but I don’t think you can have sex without talking.