David: *plays a secret chord*
The Lord: nice!
You: meh
BAHAHAHAHA
if a demon possessed me I’d just b like ok take it from here good luck man
Sir is drunk and sending me this stream of motivational texts about how I’m going to be a MILF one day but that I still need to live life to the fullest and then suddenly goes “ok good night.”
I think I picked a good one.