SO WE HOSTED THANKSGIVING THIS YEAR AND AH, THIS HAPPENED.
Pup’s Father: Sorry we turned up so early. Turns out we can’t check in until 4.
Me: That’s fine, don’t worry about it.
Pup’s Mother: We’re staying at [hotel that I went to with @doctortease to do that scene where he put a speculum in me and I clenched so hard I pushed it out]. Have you heard of it?
Me: [nearly chokes on my drink]
Pup: [trying his damnedest to keep a neutral expression and not laugh]
Me: Yeah, ah. It’s very nice.