On consideration, it isn’t so much about being a brat. The reality is that I like being your indignant girl, your little unwilling martyr. I like letting outrage carry me through the things you do to me until it exonerates me from the shared guilt of the mess we’ve made. Until I’m pure and clean and right like a perfect little blade. It’s true: I don’t just want to play the victim, I need to be the victim.
Month: August 2018
Friday vibes.
What’s wrong with cis men? We can be very respectful, courteous and fun!
StandardNot sure what I said about cis men to merit this ask but whatever it is they probably deserved it
Stoya photographed by Tim Barber for Oyster Magazine
styled by Zara Mirkin
hair & make up by Erin Green
I don’t know if there’s a specific fetish for girls enthusiastically accepting gags but I definitely have it.
Me, a tiny person: I will drink this large cold brew because it is a more efficient transfer of caffeine into my body, and it will definitely not immediately turn me into a mess.
My coworker: Ivy, you cannot handle this beverage and you are going to crash in like an hour.
Me, having crashed an hour later: Wow, who could’ve predicted this?
Also uh idk man this season is like not all that expertly written (though much better than the previous season) despite the fact that they brought on Merritt Tierce but damn if it ain’t full of some queer eye candy for DAYS.
There’s only one person I’ll ever call Daddy.
Uh so this has really done a number on me sexually in the sense that I am just OVERCOME.
Every social network should have a button for “Stop trying to be clever with algorithms and just show me the posts of everyone I follow, in the order they were posted.”