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Month: July 2018
Me: Why are like 99% of my lady friends queer women? Do I like hate straight women?
Also me, after befriending a straight woman: Oh cool right it’s because you develop a crush on them and then you can’t do anything about it. Cool. Cool cool cool.
I wish you had pulled you ass cheeks wide in your last picture 😥
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promises, promises 💞
Oh my god this is the early-aughts aesthetic I didn’t even realize I needed in my life.
(youth pastor voice) you know who really has big dick energy? the lord
God I love size differences like yes please throw me around and treat me like a little fuckdoll, I bet you could wrap one hand around my neck
being filthy with the right person can be addictive as fuck.
Pup and I watched this episode last night, and he was like “wow, I bet the internet is full of gifs of this.” And uh, he wasn’t wrong.
Okay but like, impossible.
So I guess I have a brand or something.