That @mirrorscape is an incredible human who talked me down after a gigantic cockroach came tumbling out of the ceiling and onto my desk at work this morning. Tumblr’s great for porn, but also for amazing people who keep you from freaking out and literally setting everything the roach touched on fire, effectively burning your entire life to the ground and starting anew.

<3

Also let it be known that I caught and trapped the roach myself so I am a big girl now.

(Yeah, yeah, I’ll get back to posting about bondage and boobs and all that good stuff soon, I promise.)