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nerdonlegs:

thinkivykink you really should watch The Walking Dead – best interracial couple ever 🙂

I will check it out!

That Time Pup was Celibate for a Little Bit, Part Six

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(So, I’m reposting this as text since the person I reblogged the image from wasn’t particularly pleased about having my weird sex life written about on it. Totally fair. If you’re reading this – another sorry.)

The last time Sir had seen Pup was during the whole accidental blood play fiasco. He knew that Pup and I were seeing each other a little but that Pup’s breakup had put stuff between him and me on hold.

My friend was throwing a party and expressed that we could bring whoever. Originally, I was just going to take Sir but that day he and I ran into Pup and I ended up inviting Pup along. I don’t know why, and I was instantly freaking out after. Obviously he wasn’t going to start penetrating me in front of my friends, but I wasn’t out to everyone and I wasn’t sure how to juggle the whole thing at all. Also, I kept worrying I’d overstepped with Sir and kept asking him every ten minutes, “are you okay with this?”

Pup did everything right about coming to this party. He showed up a little late, didn’t touch me inappropriately. I was getting myself a drink when I noticed him and Sir out of the corner of my eye, sitting together on a couch and talking.

I couldn’t help but chuckle to myself. Pup looked kind of nervous, like he was talking to my father instead of my boyfriend, or maybe even like he was talking to my boyfriend, but either way I kind of laughed and walked into another room.

“That’s him, isn’t it?” A friend asked, gesturing through the doorway, “that’s Pup.”

I nodded, “yeah. That’s him.”

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mysecretsexy:

thinkivykink:

thinkivykink:

When you look at a gift you’re wrapping and you’re like fuck did I buy this for my father or my boyfriend

The sequel: when your father and your boyfriend buy you the same present. I can’t make this shit up.

Oh my god, Ivy, your life is fucking hilarious.

It’s really weird because the two of them have like nothing in common. 

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thinkivykink:

When you look at a gift you’re wrapping and you’re like fuck did I buy this for my father or my boyfriend

The sequel: when your father and your boyfriend buy you the same present. I can’t make this shit up.

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That Time Pup was Celibate for a Little Bit, Part Seven

I made my way back into the other room after a little while to find that Pup had gotten up to get a drink. I sat down next to Sir on the couch and asked if talking to him went okay. “Yeah, totally fine,” Sir replied.

Pup came back and sat down in an armchair a little to my left, but still angled so he could look at and talk to Sir and me. I was about to talk to him when someone else came over and asked, “I’m sorry, aren’t you cold in that dress?”

“Oh no,” I chuckled. “I’m fine.”

“But aren’t your legs cold?” she asked.

“Nah,” Sir interjected, “she’s wearing tights.”

“They’re not tights,” I said, “they’re stockings. I don’t really buy tights anymore, just stay-ups.” And because I’d had a little bit to drink and I was feeling a little bit brazen, I hitched up the side of my dress, giving Pup a full view of my leg and the top of my stockings. For good measure, I shot him a little smirk.